A PDF of the print version of Issue #108 – Solstice – can be downloaded here.
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A PDF of the print version of Issue #108 – Solstice – can be downloaded here.
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by Hunor Veres
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by Mark van Eykenhof Stan held tightly onto the railing as he crossed the threshold into the corridor at the end of the fifth carriage, careful not to let the cotton of his trousers get caught in the vestibule doors. He felt awkwardly conscious of himself as he hovered in the gap between the seats […]
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by Elisabeth Rees You dropped your watch in the pool and it sprung Out glistering like a gem; the dog’s fur Touched the river and uncle damned the young Because it meant he couldn’t fish; then when her Hat blew away, Grandmother shouted for Julia, who, under the portico, Chipped her tooth. Reciting from the […]
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by Anonymous this may be a little overdue, but i have no other way of outing my feelings. i need to know, WHO was that mysterious man, smelling his rose in the harris lecture theatre. this is not an innuendo, by the way — he brought an ACTUAL rose to his nose and sniff-sniffed away, […]
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by Peter Webster Round and around goes the fly in my roomHe’s a little head and he fliesBut never seems to stop circling, my room Photo by James Hill
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by Kilian King Preface:After recent perusal, I have discovered an old manuscript in the Oriel archives which I believe to be of interest to the community. According to my investigations, this is a rare and previously undiscovered piece that could be dated back to the lifetime of Geoffrey Chaucer. I’m not much of a medievalist […]
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by Taylor Gray Moore There was no wailing, at least none for him.Order’s long to rust. So many sleepingchildren wallow in the dust while sallowold men pull each other’s teeth with bone pliersalong the edge of Belgrave Square—and let it burn.Here, Sherlock Holmes will last be laid to rest.Watson’s solemnly silent, hat in hand,and fresh […]
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by Taylor Gray Moore The sun, which we’d forgotten about,Knocks at the wet grass,Slowly reclaims its own spaceOver the brooding mulch of Oxford,Over the sleepy beings therein. Heat reclaims its own dying embers,The vacant breadth of a lust.Here’s where we’re meant toBecome summer; to make payOn services so far renderedOr make our one, final, howl. […]
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by ‘Mr Triangle’
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by Tessel Gast Sometimes I think about when I was still at sekolah, and was still considered to be good in het Engels. English as a foreign language, that is; an addition, rather than something all-consuming. To be limited to 그냥 one language by the very nature of my degree is to ignore not only […]
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by Mark van Eykenhof Dear all, Just a friendly reminder to submit to the poor print. This is an example of a great former submission. This is where you can submit your own. The theme is ‘recurrence’ which I’ve opted to ignore and you can too if you want. Brownie points if not. It’s open […]
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by Kiana de Bellaigue de Bughas There once was a provost called NeilWho had a particular feelFor pancakes to flipWithout having a tripAcross the first quad of Oriel. There once was a provost called NeilOn Shrove Tuesday, needing a meal,He fell on some batterAnd went down with a splatter Across the first quad of Oriel. […]
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by Kilian King Scene 6 Nat comes in, fusses around the space a bit, is careful not to engage with Gordon. She sits down and demonstratively reads her big Bruegel book. There is a cup of tea on the coffee table in front of it. She looks at it. GORDON: It’s tea.NAT: I can see […]
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by Elisabeth Rees The great burning orb; violent, smoky sky;A beautiful face; gallant victory;Force of passion; life’s widespread mystery;Scorching fire!; civilisations that die;Kings anew; Romance; holy perfection;Grand splendour in ruin; promise of lands;Smallness; sublimity; working hands;Machinery; atomic destruction: All these inspiration to the ancients,Or near-moderns: creation pure, guileless. And lucky us! For we know it […]
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by Mark van Eykenhof
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by Peter Webster I keep having it where I think I’ve had a dream during the dream and then I wake up and I don’t think I’ve ever had that dream before.
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A PDF of the print version of Issue #107 – Recurrence – can be downloaded here.
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by Jiaxi Jesse He In high school, I’d make a pilgrimage to the Dallas Museum of Art every month. On those Saturdays, I rose early, timing the hour-long train ride to arrive just as the museum opens. I’d cut past the Basquiat, Church’s Icebergs, and the infinitely Instagram-able Monets—a line already forming—until I arrived at […]
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by Elisabeth Rees Warm radiance of mutual brilliance,My woollen jumper speaks no tales of fancy.Cup of tea, your eyes on me are chancy.Is the code of Winter youth dalliance?Snow of the earth, limitless before me,Laughing, surfeited on wine drunk spicy,As we, winded, kneel on a shrine icy,And I ask only that you adore me. Glacial […]
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by Flora Molnar Humour me: can we go back to a time Where I, as Me, rhyme(s) always with Thee, And Mine has, likewise, only short length to go To become Thine – t’is possible? Perchance Only with Art.
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Drawing by Claudia Hutuleac
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by Evangeline LaFond If you had given me the choice at the end of Trinity term last year, I would gladly have eaten a whole handful of live wasps in exchange for never again having to go through the pain of Microsoft Authenticator’s two-factor authentication. As of Sunday of 0th week this Michaelmas, however, my […]
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by Mark Have you ever held a guitar?Felt the rounding deft of its bodyNoticed its lacquerNoticed it’s incompleteHave you followed it down the fretsand found undone its tonesunearthed the tone switchconfounded by the tone switchHave you ever visited Ensenada where she was madetried to make one yourself. WellIt’s gritty and difficult and challengingand grittylike welding […]
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by Taylor Gray Moore You’re breath finally breathed;the soft call of farawaybirds; a hum of whaleslost in brethren contours ofthe sea. You’re free like deer are free;like snow blowing over pavementis free. Unlike how we are free:as wanderers along the freewaybetween one sea and anotherare free. I live along your suggestionof a current:my feet slip […]
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by Hannah Bridgland On Saturday the 22nd of November, we wrapped the short film ‘Freshers’ made with OxfordUniversity Filmmaking Foundation! A script written by a former student was developed bymyself, alongside the director, producer, and my co-cinematographer, starting around 6months ago. The film tells the story of an Oxford student’s freshers’ week, before we join […]
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by Anastasia Brown When I was little, my family had a chunky black digital camera that we took on every trip. My mom was a liberal picture-taker, and we all knew we wouldn’t leave any vacation without at least a few dozen options for the Christmas card. Sometimes, if I spotted something particularly interesting from […]
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A PDF of the print version of Issue #106 – Apricity – can be downloaded here.
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by Ayomikun Bolaji and Claudia Hutuleac [There are 18 differences between these two illustrations. Can you spot them all?]
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by Horatio Saunders – Brasenose Chess Club (Board 2) ‘Trick or treat?’ they said,‘Trick’ you replied, so sure that all the same the treatwould be there, left by mum and dad,In the pumpkin,By the porch. ‘School or sleep?’ they said,‘Sleep’ you cried,Because the school calendar kept ticking by for whatseemed like a forever of unremarkable […]
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by Siddiq Islam I A bricklayer pleases his wife by inlayingA pattern of bricks in one wall of her store.The heavenly mural shows bright songbirds playingIn flowery fields by a soft honey shore. The King sees this gardenscape paradisaicAnd covets the beauteous brickwork mosaicSo calls for five thousand strong men to createA queue from the […]
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by Siddiq Islam Mathematics is a rare but serious condition that not many know about, and yet, it may be quietly affecting many of your friends at university. It is often caused by a degree in mathematics, and it gives rise to many symptoms, ranging from minor to debilitating. The condition is characterised by a […]
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by Ayomikun Bolaji
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by Claudia Hutuleac
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A PDF of the print version of Issue #100 – Century – can be downloaded here.
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by David Akanji Welcome to AULT, the arts and culture column of The Poor Print, written by David Akanji (me). AULT exists to refocus our minds, re-engaging ourselves with art and cultural understandings. I’ll be focusing on current opinions/events/issues in the art world, but more importantly how we as students, citizens, and humans fit into […]
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by Jerric Chong [Editor’s note: This is a revised version of the score in the print edition.]
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by Siddiq Islam Now that one hundred Poor Prints have come and gone, what better a time for us editors to reflect on our time with this wonderful student publication. The Poor Print for me represents not only a physical newspaper, but the courage and talent with which Oriel students share their writing and art […]
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by David Akanji
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by Siddiq Islam In wishing The Poor Print a happy one-hundredth issue, I submit a puzzle of unwarranted length (sorry). The aim of the puzzle is to highlight the ambiguity of relationships and the conclusions to which we jump. As you read, check the assumptions you make along the way, remember the information you receive […]
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