Apologies Playlist

Think of all the times you’ve ever had to apologise – the times you meant it, the times you didn’t.
Do you think your words reached them?
Touched that tiny part of their soul that needed
to hear you say the words ‘I’m sorry’?

How much more deeply would your apology resonate
if it was accompanied with a little boom and bass?
A piano glissando? A sexy saxophone?
A dollop of auto-tune? Let’s face it, sometimes
a little rhythm speaks louder than words.

So, next time you’re feeling remorseful, next time
you need to say sorry, grab that boombox and blast
our playlist! Your apology means nothing
if it’s not in harmony with Justin Bieber.

Therefore: To access the playlist, scan the code above using the Spotify app on your mobile device, or find it below:

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Established in 2013, The Poor Print is the student-run newspaper of Oriel College, Oxford. New issues are published fortnightly during term, featuring creative contributions by members of the JCR, MCR, SCR and staff.

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