Ode to Nick Fletcher MP

by The Grey Prince

O what have we become,
God of grace divine,
When children on computers,
In simulation, yearn for the mines?

O what have we become?
From the Lord’s path we stray,
The shops once fifteen miles,
Now fifteen minutes away.

O what have we become,
Blessed holy Lamb of God?
The sky is far too clear;
I miss the warming smog.

O what have we become,
These policies considered votable,
My tasty, tainted water,
Now a harsh, bitter potable?

O what have we become?
From the Lord’s path we stray.
I lament productive, pleasant pastures.
Bring back those skies of grey!

Bring me my bow of liquidated gold!
My arrows of desire!
A spear of righteousness!
That chariot of carbon fuelled fire!

I will never end my mental fight
Against that ceaseless mob of woke
Twitter fingers at the ready,
Against Mother Nature’s folk.

Upon this hill Jerusalem,
My neo-liberal labour,
A trinity of Hayek, Reagan, Thatcher
Shall bestow divine favour!

I lament upon my ceramic throne:
O what have we become?
Those green and pleasant parking lots
Are all but said and gone.

The Poor Print

Established in 2013, The Poor Print is the student-run newspaper of Oriel College, Oxford, written by members of the JCR, MCR, SCR and staff. New issues are published fortnightly during term. Our current Executive Editors are Siddiq Islam and Jerric Chong.

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